1. James Comey Snitched on Himself
   
   
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James Comey Snitched on himself when he told
the Senate Intelligence Committee that he leaked
the memo to the fake news, The New York Times.


2. Liars and Crooks


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James Comey proved that Donald Trump is not
a liar and a crook when he told the Senate
Intelligence Committee that it was the Russians,
and not The Donald, who stole the election
from Hillary Clinton.


3. Fake News


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It was proven that The New York Times is fake
news when the publication printed only half the
truth of what Donald Trump said to James Comey
and not all of what Donald Trump said to James Comey.


4. James Comey wanted Donald Trump


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James Comey wanted to have dinner with Donald
Trump because Trump’s a big star who Comey
wanted to grab him by his pussy.


5. Hope and Change


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Just like Barack Obama was for hope and change,
Trump was hoping that if he grabbed Comey by
the pussy then Comey would change his mind
about investigating Trump’s friend, Michael Flynn.